flies on a piece of poo!

[dookiex]

so there it was, twice in front of me, and they're the ones you can tell your grandma, cuzzin there's not nobody that hasn't seen two flies on a piece of poop.
but here I am, old as Colina, and I've never heard such a thing! sposedtabee more on top of the jesting pursuits of the club, and then what?, (or do I mean "wha?") and here I sit old and tired silently banging on the keyboard...
could be Tiger I guess..
I lpve you Katie Couric, but you're no Ann Curry.
k, so the punchlines for those ones are out there, maybe keep them safe in case we all forget